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i’m very emotional right now

prizes

1st prize:

  • set of all 3 homestuck books (found here)
  • 1 captchalogue dry erase board (found here)
  • any kids t-shirt of choice
  • any troll t-shirt of choice
  • choice of 1 other item from the topatoco mspa page

2nd prize:

  • 1 homestuck book of choice
  • 1 captchalogue dry erase board
  • choice of 1 other item from the topatoco mspa page

3rd prize:

  • 1 homestuck book of choice
  • 1 captchalogue dry erase board
rules
  • mbf me (i’m a nature blogger)
  • reblogs only, reblog as many times as u want (no giveaway blogs)
  • if under 18 please be able to present your legal guardian’s consent, i don’t want any trouble
  • items are shipped directly from the website (international!!) so your address will be needed
  • this will end june 13th 2014 (2 months), any questions feel free to ask!!
disclaimer

this giveaway is in no way administered, sponsored, or endorsed by neither Tumblr, TopatoCo, Andrew Hussie or any other company or individual. you are sending your information to me, NOT to Tumblr, TopatoCo or any other company that might be involved in the process (gate animation credit)

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

ryu-gemini:

whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

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roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

aguaholic:

fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

I wrote a prompted essay on this exact subject. The prompt was to decide what the world’s most deadly poison is and argue your point, and I barely had to think before I decided on love. I brought up Romeo and Juliet’s romance because although their love may have been very passionate, it was utterly destructive and ended in more heartbreak than happiness.

blackscofflaws:

4 Members of a crew, 1 is alone, 3 are missing.

Happy 4/13!

farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

phantasmaldexterity:

raminxramen:

lewishaoki:

cincosechzehn:

clarkgreggnog:

Toy Story 4: THE ONE WHERE ANDY GREW UP TO BE ANDREW HUSSIE AND DREW MSPA ADVENTURES TO COPE WITH THE LOSS OF HIS CHILDHOOD

WAIT WHAT

*LOUD BRAKE SCREECH* WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT.

DO WE EVER KNEW ANDY’S LAST NAME?

HAVE WE EVER TOOK INTO ACCOUNT THAT ANDY IS A SHORT OF ANDREW.

*GASP*

MINDFUCK.

is that the TRIFORCE OF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?