alltimeboners:

sleepwonk:

SLEEPWONK’S 3000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

(a.k.a Sleepwonk’s post-hiatus giveaway)

So I’ve finally gathered the money and junk, to be able to have a giveaway. I’ve been meaning to do one for a long time since most of my precious followers *NEED* to be awarded for sticking around so long. Let’s get started:

RULES

• I will only count ONE like and ONE reblog. So you’ll have two entry’s in total.
• ONLY people who already follow me can enter, since this is for my followers.
• You MUST be comfortable with giving your mailing address and various forms of contact.
• YOU CAN follow me during the giveaway but PLEASE don’t unfollow me after it’s over, and NO REBLOGGING to giveaway blogs or any chizz like that. If you do I will find you and I will fill your room with legos and steal ALL of your socks and shoes, then we’ll how much of a man you really are.

PRIZES

• Package Option 1: A troll t-shirt of you choice, any Trinket from What Pumpkin and  a personalized scalemate.
• Package Option 2: Any Homestuck shirt from TopatoCo, Ben Nye Grey (or Snazaroo if you want) and Final Seal Spray, any 1 set of pins from What Pumpkin.
• Package Option 3: Anything from the Anime 3.99 shop, and a personalized scalemate.
• Package Option 4: Anything from Anime 3.99, and any shirt from What Pumpkin or TopatoCo.

Giveaway ends the day the Hogwarts Express for another exciting year of magic and quidditch; September 1st, 2013.

Winner will be chosen via Random Number Generator.

If you want me to ship internationally, you’ll have to pay since I only have SO MUCH money.

Alright, that’s it. Good luck,

metallikato:

Dang Kurloz u creepy. (YO JENNIE I DID IT)

xigzexdem:

dorkstrider:

i’d like to direct your attention to this book, titled john dies at the end, in which two best friends named john and dave attempt to stop the apocalypse

kinda reminds me of something

shut the fuck up right now

squibly:

bored strider

death-by-lulz:

4gifs:

How 1.3 billion Chinese will save the world

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

celeryludenberg:

woah!  a giveaway!  somehow 1000+ people decided to follow me, and that’s pretty cool.  here’s the important stuff:

THE PRIZE:

• $50 worth of merchandise (not including shipping costs) from either whatpumpkin or amiami (so basically either homestuck or dangan ronpa stuff)
• i can also draw you something if you want but that’s optional i guess
• the satisfaction of knowing you’ve won a giveaway

RULES:

• you can reblog this one (1) time for one entry.
• you do not need to be following me to participate
• if you ARE following me, you can like this post for an extra entry!
• don’t follow me just to get an extra like and then unfollow me immediately after the giveaway ends because that’s lame
• no giveaway blogs please
• YOU HAVE TO HAVE ASKS ENABLED SO I HAVE A WAY TO CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN!!  DONT FORGET THAT IT’S KIND OF IMPORTANT
• if you win, you’ve got four days to respond to my message before i pick a different winner.  i’ll contact you again on the second day if i haven’t gotten a reply yet.
• just follow the rules wtf

also this isn’t really a rule, but i will be shipping internationally!  so anyone can enter!

the giveaway will end at 11:59 PM EDT (eastern daylight time) on Saturday, June 1st!